Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Don't you just hate in when......


So I don't really feel inspired to blog BUT then thats what memes are there for. Its called DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN and you are all tagged even facebookers :)

DYJHIW....well this is the past but when you were watching a Nigerian TV station and whatever was on was really interesting then suddenly...INTERLUDE! WTF?

DYJHIW....you go to watch a movie at Silverbird and the people next to you are either talking loudly like they are in their living room, saying the lines of the movie before they are spoken, speaking directly to the actors/actresses e.g RUN, he's coming!, clapping or laughing in the weirdest parts of the movie.

DYJHIW....you are having a great dream, then you wake up.

DYJHIW....you meet a really great guy/girl....and he/she has a significant other.
orrrrrrr......you meet a really cute guy/girl......and then he/she speaks.
orrrrrrr......any more additions?

DYJHIW....you get dressed to go out, looking fabulous and you get carded by the bouncer because you look too young. Note to self: Put ID in purse.

DYJHIW....you make a call to Nike/Betty etc (a girls name, you get the picture) with V-Mobile/MTN and instead get Mr Moshood on the other end screaming 'ELLO, 'ELLO.

DYJHIW....you watch a movie subtitled in another language and when the characters speak another language, its not subtitled in English so you have to guess what is being said.

DYJHIW....things don't go according to plan!!!

What DYJWIW?

Picture from here

30 comments:

LondonBuki said...

First... yes I am back!

LondonBuki said...

INTERLUDE!!!! LOL!!! I sooo remember that! They obviously weren't organised so they just put shows on to fill in the space then... INTERLUDE!

Maybe I will do this today...

Funny!

The Life of a Stranger called me said...

DYJHIW being third and buki first and second..

The Life of a Stranger called me said...

DYJHIW this moderation milaky.. you never what position you are in..

Meme said...

DYJHIW you want to say something and then you forget what you were going to say at the last second? What does that mean anyway? 'At the last second'?

catwalq said...

DYJHIW u cannot seem to loose weight and everyone is sporting an ironing board for a stomach?

Allied said...

DYJHIW someone calls you on your cell at night and you sent them to voicemail, then they call your house, you dont pick up, then they call ur cell AGAIN! please get the CLUE already! I AM NOT AROUND.

Confessions of a moody crab said...

DYJHIW.... an ex looks better when you are no longer together?

Bluntremi said...

LOL -

....when people ask the obvious questions...DUH!!!

....when people push their views/ beliefs on others...

...when people complain about things that they can and should change, but choose not to...

...when people actually expect me not to tell the truth , just to make them feel better! what part of "blunt"dont they get???

LurLar said...

DYJHIW......when you are dressed up,looking cute...den you gotta go to the bathroom badly.

Jaycee said...

LOLLLLLLLL....

@ the silverbird peeve and mr. Moshood saying "ello, ello" on the other line....lolllllllll...

Jaycee said...

DYJHIW Mexican men holler at you with their heads sticking out of some mumbo jumbo TRUCK?????

DYJHIW razz people spit on the road side?

DYJHIW few doors down from ur dorm room u smell some really lovely aroma, but u can't have none of it because u don't even know the cook?

Miss Opeke said...

DYJWIW...T-Minx tagged everyone b/c she doesn't want to do this one alone...

Boso said...

The very mention of the word interlude fills me with RAGE.........God.....those were hard times.

Zephi said...

DYJHW your friends on facebok invite you to events that are not in your area especially those nigerian party promoters

DYJHW people act a total bitch and your like what did I do to you?

Uzo said...

OOOOOOOOH.....LOL...The significant other thing i get, i hate the subtitles and guessing too...I also hate seeing the perfect pair of shoes but not in my size....

Onada said...

DYJHITW...your hair isnt growing as long and as fast as you'd like....hahahahaha

Vera Ezimora said...

blogger best friend, I can definitely say I feel you on that one about a guy being cute until he opens his mouth. Or finding out he has a significant other. Mehn that sucks!!

temmy tayo said...

DYJHIW people think they are just really SMART???

DYJHIW that perfect red shoes isnt your size?

DYJHIW when your mum thinks crying will make you change yoir mind??

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

lmao@run he's coming... oh my days.. lol i have to come to naija and watch a movie in theaters.. lol... i'd have a blast... ok so i've been annoyin in a theatre once.. just once mind u and thats cos by my 3rd time watching dreamgirls and replaying the soundtrack for weeks... i knew all the songs... so in the theatre.. i was singing along... not loud... but i'm sure the person on my left was probably a little pissed.. lol...it only happened once but i couldnt resist... lol. i hardly ever dream so... i hardly ever get id'd at the clubs... i started clubbing sef when i was 17 and i've always looked older.. so... lol.. i love this dyjhiw thingie.. i just might do it...

Nyemoni said...

DYJHIW someone tells a joke and everyones laffin but you can't get it?

30+ said...

DYJHIW - When you go to the gym for 4 months and manage to add 1kg

Aijay said...

DYJHIW you feel like you're going to sneeze and it just won't come. Very annoying!!

Olamild said...

hahahahahahh
DYJHIW you play a nigerian movie and it's like a war front. Everyone's just screaming their lungs off and so angry.

DYJHIW people drive 35mph when the freaking sign says 55mph.

DYJHIW you buy an item and the price tag says $69.99 ... they might as well just say $70.00... it pisses me off


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O.šeyï said...

DYJHIW... you're really in the mood for clubbing and you have no-one to go with

DYJHIW... you've had a nice meal at a restaurant and your only credit card gets declined. :-o

DYJHIW... you just cant stop eating

DYJHIW... you will for people to get better but they don't. Now that sucks.

akin aworan said...

I have a ton of DYJHIW, but let's not go down that route!!

catwalq said...

CATWALQ ACADEMIE II HAS BEEN POSTED....

Vickii said...

Don't you just hate it when people in Nigerian cinemas pick up their phone, talk very loudly and refuse to go out, then start giving a blow by blow account of the film to the person on the other end of the line ... true story!

Onome said...

roflmao girl am sooooooo feeling dis write up girl....mind if i borrow it>:D

Onome said...

ooo i just remember i hate watching a movie eida at silverbird or d palms and someone's phone rings and d persons actually answers it!!!!!arrrrgggghhhhh!!!