Wednesday, February 07, 2007

BACHELORETTE SPECIAL...

Thanks guys for all the love you showed me on the day I was proposed to. Now that I am so happy, I want to hook all the single girls up. I have received a confidential email with pics of the very last bachelors. For all we know they could be the ones on Diamonds page. Be very careful who you vote for. Without further ado...here they are

MR HAPPY











MR NIGERIA















MR CLEAN
He loves you so much, he will even try to make his mouth FRESH





MR WOAAAAH!
















MR CHINAMAN















MR LADEN















MR ONE AND NO MORE















I love you girls which is why I'm letting you know. Don't fight now, choose carefully okay. Let me know and I will hook you up with whichever one you prefer.

33 comments:

Eminie said...

haha pls now Tminx not like this haba but come to think of this WHAT IF baba Alaye smiles like any of these guys ????

LondonBuki said...

You are a nuisance!

Bella Naija said...

T-Minx now that u r engaged u must not rub it in now!!!!!!!

BabsBETA said...

I like your style Tminx A.K.A you trying to fix your girlfreinds up with Baba Alaye's friend.

LOL@ MR ONE AND NO MORE

Vera Ezimora said...

Ah Tminx, you bad o! So this is how you'll treat your single friends ehn?

*going down on knees* Father God, thank you for giving me my own oko o! So if I didn't have a husband, this is what TMINX will hook me up with ehn?

@ TMINX: Get behind me Satan! It will not work 4 u @ alllll

azuka said...

Wicked, wicked...

Abeg have mercy on my eyes now...

9ja Opeke said...

I guess I will need a million & one year to make my choice...before I vote.
dis one odika risky!

Jaycee said...

Those were such horrible sites to behold...u should have seen me scrolling down the page at light speed (lollll....danggg)! Where did u get them from?

Einner said...

Funny

The Life of a Stranger called me said...

ewwwwwwwww.

ewwwwwwwww.

I nearly had the fright of my life - it got worse as u went down. Ooh dear! I wonder where you managed to find the pics.

Well we are all very happy for you. We just want to know what next.

Have a blessed week.

Naija Jinx said...
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Naija Jinx said...

Oh, wow, that was absolutely Hilarious!!!If I did not have higher standards, I would put in my application. :)
BTW, I'm new to the blogsphere, so can you add my name to your list of newbies?

chainreader said...

tehehahahhehahahehehaha! This post should have come with a warning for the weak stomached ones!

Give me Mr Whoaaa! Sorry to say, but that picture reminded me of the mouth of a hippopotamus!

But on a serious note, you are mean, oh! There we were rejoicing with you on hooking a man, and you decide to hit us over the head with these........... these men! na wa for you, sef!

did i mention "tehahahahaaa!"?

bimbylads said...

u people should stop doing as if u dont like some of them jare..Mr Chinaman's cuteness is rare..
BTW... new as well.. announce our arrival o!!..
xxx

DiAmOnD hawk said...

oh my goodness...you are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo BAD!!!

see me waiting eagerly for the pictures to load...

bad bad girl...if ever we need evidence of BabaAlaye's influence...here it is

Simply Gorgeous said...

I swear I almost had nightmares ! I was expecting to see the likes of Boris Kudjoe, Tyson, 2face, Ramsey or Morris Chestnut. Instead, I am blinded by old men with dental hygiene problems...Why T-Minx? Surely, you are some friend. Remind me not to let you choose a partner for me... Kai!!.. wallahi.. This girl. I swear if I get nightmares you will never hear the end of it.

oshiskoko said...

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeediot.

ori e tin wu abi?

Keep it up

Mamarita said...

Dang dats gross....especially MR WOOAH...So gross you want to loook away yet look at the same time...I know freaky

BabaAlaye said...

T Minx Darling, See these people are already saying i'm influencing you negatively o.

And others are saying your head is swelling. Please tell them you're not like that o.

@Diamond Hawk. Why you go talk that kain thing now? Na wah for you o.

.....I'm loving life

BabaAlaye said...

Those pictures are horrible sha.Damn!!!!

Nyemoni said...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Tminx is horrible!
יםררןנךק!

TaureanMinx said...

@eminie...Heaven forbid!

@LB, I love you too

@BAbsbeta Thank you jo

@Vera, these men are good inside why are you all looking at the outside

@Azuka, are you a bachelorette

@9ja, think hard oh. No pressure

@Jaycee, lol, sompne forwarded them t me to pick one

@einner, i know right lol

@life of a stranger, I will update you very soon

TaureanMinx said...

@naijajinx, I'll put you up in the next edition of blogville gist on fridays

@chainreader i apologise for the shock. Hope your bp is stable. I will tell MR Woah that someone is interested

@bimbylads, abi oh. Check back her on friday for the next Edition

@DH, I'm a very good girl. Don't be fooled lol.

@simplygorgeous, you r gorgeous so why do you want a fine man? Leave them for the not so gorgeous so the next generation can be cuter

@oshiskoko, razzzzzzzzzz lol

@Mamarita, lolllll.

@Babaalaye, don't mind them oh. I'm just trying to help. But whose head will not swell when they are engaged to you now Baba.

@Nyemoni, stop talking like you don't want to divorce your husband and marry one of them jo!

temmy tayo said...

Babaalaye do u mean T- MInx is horrible.

Now I cant eat my noodles, no thanks to those pictures!

In my head and around me said...

My goodness, this was too disgusting...nyama

Any nightmares following this will certainly be blamed on you..

Eminie said...

Have u met Babaalaye now ????

TaureanMinx said...

@temmy, e ma binu lol
@in my head and around me, just wake up when that happens.
@eminie, we will meet at the airport on our way to Turks and Caicos when he sets a date.

Calabar Gal said...

I love Mr One and no more - but then, I'm not eligible am I? (smile)

Uzo said...

I think we should play follow the leader TMinx. You pick first and then based on the options left, i am sure the ladies will be able to make informed decisions....

nefera said...

Tminx! haba!

Are u insinuating something.
That based on these pics we can have an inkling of what babaalaye features are like.

I will take Uzo's advice.Follow the leader!

exschoolnerd said...

shey just because uv been proposed to...ur dashing us those nightmare inducing bachelors...

May God send us our own Blog husbands.

Vickii said...

Ladies, hands off Mr. Nigeria .... he's mine!

FROZENPINK said...

eeeww! I near pissed on myself!