It's my brothers birthday today. Fineboy, happy birthday! Wishing you many more excellent years to come and Gods protection and blessings. I love you!!!!
I received a post from a forward from a friend yesterday so I thought I'd share. Its list of offences and you have to add up the fines for those you have commited. Leave a comment letting us know your total fine but not the offences...seriously we don't want to know. Lol.
Smoked pot -- $10
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to
you-- $40
Had sex with someone you met on MySpace/Blogger/Facebook/Hi5 etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with the a different race -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex --$30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex-- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close
friend --$20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral --$5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50 (Ikoyi club pools must have seeeen some things! lol)
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
Stole meat from the pot -- $10
Lied about stealing meat from the pot -- $20
My fine is 140.50. JUDGE AND BE JUDGED.
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S115 and am not revealing who I am. lawl!!!
FUN!!! My fine was 195! Meaning? lol..twas fun doing it. Some of it i opened my eyes wide, like serously?!
Lol @ anonymous.
@JJ, it doesn't mean anything lol, its just a fine..you can sen the money to my account though :). Yeah some of the questions are a bit eye-popping.
Hmm.... $145. Damn. Minxy... a tole. you are peed in the pool abi? You cant even deny it 'cause thats the only one that's .50. lololol.
My fine is £0.00
LOLLLLL!!!!!
220, yay is that bad?
my fine is $250 and yes you really dont want to know all that i'm guilty of.
Mine is $480, u lot are not truthful, and i did asked my colleagues and the average fine was over $550....
Mine is $140 dear... And I ain't lying.
This is quite funny, but mine seems to be $85 - that was indeed a revelation lolol, I had to wonder like do some of these things really happene..lol..
Mine is $130.50. Yes, i've peed in a pool. (when I was younger) Like y'all haven't done it b4. Be honest jo. lol...
well my fine is a measly 346. So all in all not a good life.
lol... OMG my fine is $85.50. I seriously thought i was going to do better. I stole meat from the pot when i was younger and i still lied about it even when the soup was dripping from the corner of my mouth. Hence to say, i got the thrashing of my life.
My fine was $45 Lord help me o
EHN??? Only $115 T.Minx? I no gree men. EVERYBODY peed in the pool as kids!! Damn, mine was $290.50. I'm going to hell.
Okay, my fine is
$530.10....
then again, what did you guys expect?
hehehe
250.60 ... i have to say the mini fine that are under a dollar aren't fair, they clearly reveal your crime. So I'm calling foul.
errmm, my own is also $0.00....hehehehehe...na yam!..lolll
MFB if ur goin to hell then that means i'm the devil...
about peeing in the pool... yucky kids... i hope i never swam with you! :-)
Kpakpando im shocked at such a low score...
Jaded June it does not mean anything oh! Chameleon lol, when you were a kid, u didn't pee in the pool....hmmmm.
395... NOT BAD, THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE MORE THAN THAT. GUESS I AM NOT THAT BAD.
y'all are sooooo wrong!
95.50...
I need to step up my game...this is unacceptably low LAWLLLLLLL
chameleon, how did you calculate yours? Actually tminxie, clarification needed. Should I be giving myself the fine for each time i committed said offense?
At the end of the day I must not be around that many sexy people, drunk, horny or criminal minded (in any combination)
okay, my fine is $170.50.....
who should i write the cheque to?
Mine is 125 and I am not lying one bit.
Olla, take a chill pill. You are the one who finds it difficult to believe that people didn't get 400 fines. I believe what people said they got. For some of us, all our sexual activities were limited to our imaginations and foreplay and we even wish we hadn't!
You think everybody has your guts or non-charlance? Abeg... We admit we're not adventurous - and for good reasons too. So, you and your friends should carrry your $480 and $550 on placards and go to the Guinness Book of Records for recognition. We didn't judge you for your high fines, so why judge us for our low fines?
i so peed in d pool wen i was young!
let me see if i am up to d task of adding!
my fine is $90.50....i am so boring!
can i shout out to couple ppple tminx?
Jaded June..na you biko!
chameleon-i throway hand!
Fine boy-i bow o!
anonmymous 7:35-I salute you o!
Congratulobia!
lol!tminx i am getting of ur page like now!
mine was 170.10. why is being in love with more than one person at a time a crime that warrants such a huge fine$50, abeg e too much. i have been told before that our hearts have many compartments so there much love to share around lol. what do u think?
$215. Not bad.
mine was $.50!! lol and you can guess what for!!
255.50...good or bad?
i am not telling how much I owe cos even sef at this point, I cannot pay
$230. I never peed in the pool. TM, how could u? Pee in the pool! LMAO
Have to send this out to ppl.
$185.50... this is fun
$185.50... this is fun
$240. Dayum.
@ Buki: Na lie o! You must do it.
kpakpando, i didnt multiply the amounts oh! just imagine.... this whole thing is a set up!
pink satin... ur not serious oh! just let me catch you!
jadedjune... ah nice one! i feel alot better now...
tminx.... no, i didnt pee in the pool cuz my brother told me that it will turn green and everyone will know its me. funny enough, i still somehow beleive that!
@Kpakpando, no oh, just once. Chameleon lol, I assure you that it doesn't turn green, not that I'm saying you should try it...that would be disgusting at oiour old ages lol.
@furo, no be so, i never judge cos i don`t want to be judged, just realised from asking my colls that pple are quite vulnerable and weren`t truthful at first, till someone takes the fall first.
I bet if the first fine was like 300,response will be higher.
But no tell anybody as i be innocence personified..
lord have mercy. mine is $345. :-D
$150.60: give or take oral in a public moving "bus"
As in really...theres no need for sharing lol.
YEPA!!!!!!! TMinx!!!! How far with this post!?!??! I'm at work and I can't stop laughing....
Mine is 60.50 talk about being a miss goody too shoes :) I stole meat from the pot o!!!!!!
And in whose name should we write the cheque?
Kai but really though who is going to have sex at church..lol... I kno i kno i'll be suprised!
My Fine is $320.10!
Thats in dolaars so in pounds it would be half so i am a saint really :)lol
Ciao..xx
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bus ke? worra... chei anon was there nobody on the bus? anyhoo i digress.
Chameleon, your brother is very wicked, so every time you had to pee at Ikoyi club, you'd have to leave the warm water and run shivering to the changing room and get out of your wet one piece to pee? I ga sikwa! I peed and swam to the other side sharpish.
Sha it seems as though some fines aren't fitting the crime... maybe thats why i have a lower fine
proud pool pee-er
Tminx... see you, you had me in mind when you devised this list eh?
anyhoo, lets sha work out an installment plan, aight?
come oh... am i still the highest score?
I WON!!!
lawl
maybe I should do this thing again, I did add correctly before Im sure.. tminx this was too funny, and the comments was hilarious.
I owe $115.
Was fun doing this.
All those whose fines were over $200 need have to pay 33% tax o! Tminx your cheque is on the way!!!
And i sooo cannot believe those who didn't score anything...like who didn't steal meat from the pot? I used to take it n put in my pocket!
$145...... is dat bad? hehehehe, even though i was surprised i even did some of those things sef!. Loved this Missy!!!
$75.
redid it.
$100
skipped somethings.
No probs, Olla. Funny that some of us appear "experienced" but when push comes to shove, we bail! Only mouth...
20 for being in love with 2 people???That's too much a price to pay for having a big heart.
105.50. And I recall myself peeing the crap out of that Apapa club pool.lmao. Omo this is like dejavu.
funny post
$175.50. I'm still a good girl..lol
You guys are just too hilarious!!! Oral on the bus...now that is hardcore. The fine for that should be at least $500
Mine is $325.5. Na wa oh!
Tminx we go share that money o!
mine is $190.50
Yeah, I peed in the pool...so what?! LOL
$435.50 That cant be possible - I need to count it again!
I thot i was a good gal O! my own was 200.6 Now i must go to church and purge...
...come first, u ppls dey lie!!! How u go get below 100? oya now, tell me ...
N190.00 na wa o! and honestly i tot i was the best thing that has happened to me!
dang, i'm blushing at my score.
men, clearly i have been hanging out with the wrong crowd. and i'm stuck between MFB who thinks he is going to hell and cham who thinks she is the devil. I don't think that bodes well for my future after life prospects.
Well it could be worse, i could be like noni, and be in denial. Though i suppose this does prove that saying about going to hell for the company :)
Don't worry tminx, if u ask us nicely we'll invite u :D
East Sussex buses only have few people in them during the day (England's villages). The bus driver came up and missed things up in the upper deck.......................................
$145.50, i dont know what to make of it. And did most under age as well. Lord help me!
$165........... damn me
Tmix,
I owe you all of $75 and I kid you not!
$105.00, not too bad.... Says I've lived but not hard..
er...is $155 bad?
LOL...A whooping 150 is my score....So what's the average?
$125.... don't even dare ask!
Omo fear catch me after i finish this thing o ...
Does been hung over counts in this question"Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk:?
Men cant even put what my fine is on here mehn ..but I can say Chameleon aint got nuthn on me ..LOL
lol
$1200
men! I'm in trouble!
I am so cutting and pasting this to my blog!...lol
$145! hahaha! somethings needed clarification for me......which is probably a bad thing abi?
$170.50!
Tminx, total possible score on the 'more tame' offences couldn't possibly add up to 110-so you definitely have been naughty. and then the 0.5 on your total score tells me to avoid the Ikoyi club swimming pool!
jesu christi!!!!!!!!!!!!!my fine was 470 i nid jesus asap
Mine is 195.5, and i thought i was a bad girl, but after seeing some other numbers...i know i am definately going to heaven!
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