Insight To My Life

Saw this and couldn't help laughing. Guys wouldn't you love this remote control?

So I have to share my road rage story with you guys.

I went to silverbird yesterday to meet with Kofo and this is what happened to dampen my spirits after watching John Tucker must die which was aight.

Soooo, I was parallel parked on the side of the road (near the gate of the car park) and in order to leave, I had to do a 3 point turn (google to those of you that are not aware and bought your drivers lisence :)). There was also a car parked on the other side of the road so I had to reverse to complete the turn ie I couldn't just reverseee vrruummmmm and turn.

Anyhoo so I had done the first turn in like a split second and was reversing into the second when I heard a loud BAM...somebody was banging on the car so I screeched to a halt. Low and behold I looked back and someone, in that split second had parked behind me and my car was just about to hit his car. I would have so smashed his side door in. I was now sandwiched between the two cars. So in blind rage I got out of the car and asked if the fellow was on drugs.....'did you not see me trying to reverse, are you crazy? are you on drugs?.'!!!. My car was across the road blocking outgoing AND incoming traffic. Of course the inevitable happened, stupid passer by's, drivers from the cars being held up etc etc all started with their rubbish talk...'WOMAN get in your car and move dis tin jo.. just go straight to the end of the road and turn there' I lost it.." YOU are ALLLL crazy, are you blind? Im not leaving here till the dude leaves my back so I can finish my turn. Why should I have to go?" One passerby dude felt the need to talk to me..I said 'Please don't let me insult you this evening. Kindly step away from my window, thanks'. So thats how it went for about 5 mins with ppl cursing etc.

I entered my car and put on some music and closed the doors. So you see I was becoming more crazed by the minute ppl were banging on the car etc etc..Then a security Police dude came to the window and attempted to pretend hit the car with the butt of his gun in a swinging motion....I wound down the window and said PLEASSSSSEEEE SHOOOTTTTT MEEEEE PLEEEEEEASEEEEEEEEEE, I NEED YOU TO SHOOTTTT ME RIGHT NOW.

I think I'm crazy don't you.

I was eventually satisfied with the 10 mins I had taken out of every idiots life there and proceeded to leave them wallowing in their misery. I was sufficiently placated.

Thanks for reading my story. And may God help me in my anger. AMEN